You
have found the secret page!!! You probably want money or something, but
instead i'm just going to try to make this page entertaining. you can access
archives on this page. Or, if you are British, I'll have British English
for this page and eventually the entire site. Maybe. I'll also let you
"go back stage." But the other guys don't know about this. So don't tell
them. Oh yeah, I'm the only person who has access to feedback. I almost
forgot! I'll also teach you how to make a duck on the computer. So, what'll
it be?