This segment will be Duhduhduh!! Potatoes!! Potatoes are often really umm.... never mind . It all depends on how they're prepared.
MASHED: This began in a food
fight back in 543,563 B.C. This is a personal favorite.
RAW: Tastes good with butter
and salt.
Potatoes weren't
doing as well as I had planned so I am going to switch the subject and
talk about tipping. People always are confused with tipping people. Here's
some generalization about tipping maids, pizza delivery men, hotel people
and more. Here's how much you should tip on these services.
You never want to pay to much,
so always point out a flaw in their work. Such as, tearing up your bed.
If you get the pizza really fast,
claim that he must have been speeding. If he's really slow, point out he
must have gone so slow it's against the law. If you get the wrong pizza,
shove it in his face.
Claim that all your money is
in your bags.
Claim that he rolled over it.
I'm sure you've all had lots
of fun with these. See ya later!! Click here to go to our home page